A debt of gratitude

What a glorious day to give thanks! We as Patriots need to take a moment each day to give thanks to our liberal/progressive/socialist friends for all the wonders the great O has bestowed upon us. For today we are ever closer to the utopia that we suppposedly all want and deserve.

Thanks to the Great O, we have embarked on a path towards salvation. We have tripled our debt in 60 days, we have ransacked the constitution, pillaged our own country and the very beliefs we were founded upon, and continued as lemmings to the edge of the cliff. We are led closer and closer with every step to the edge.

Will you jump?

And still the masses cry out, "we need to stand by our president, we need to support him!"

Do we really need to suppport a person whose fundamental ideals lead us to the brink of socialism and furthermore to communism? NO!

Do we need to support a man who does nothing but hire tax cheats and criminals to the office? NO!

Do we need to stand by the president while he rapes our constitution and hands over authority to very people who try to destroy us? NO!

Do we need to stand by a man who is so secretive to seal his own birth records, the same man who lied under oath when he took the oath as a state senator? The man who under oath said he had no aliases?

Do we need to stand by a man who has put us on the path towards national bankruptcy? NO!

Well, here is my recommendation. Do not support the president. Do not support his policies and do not support his supporters. They are the reason he is in office, they are the reason our country is headed down this path of destruction. They voted for him.

So each and every day, go thank an O supporter. Tell them you owe them a debt of gratitude. Thank them for destroying our country, our freedoms and our rights. Thank them for the wealth redistribution. Thank them for tripling our debt, thank them for all the social programs so nobody has to work. And most importantly, thank them for giving you the opportunity to pay their mortgage while they sit on their lazy bums and suck off the government teat. Afterall, in this new utopia, shouldn't we be happy to work hard so they can prosper? Don't worry America, some of us are still working so we can pay your mortgage.

But I guess if we all stopped, the governement could just go print some more money.

Bitterly clinging to my God and my guns.

The Loyal Opposition


Join the national tea party on April 15th in a city near you. The revolution has begun!